Survey from a Schizophrenic woman

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

= Web researching, browsing, drowsing,and boy watching.. bwahaha!

2. Who are you in love with?

= No comment!

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

= Ewww!

4. Is there anything pink within 10feet frm you?

= Lips (gkan kaon cotton candy)

5. When was the last time you went tothe mall?

= Last week, tan-aw Tiyanak nga wlay nada

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

= but of course! Pfft!

7. Do you have something worth over$2,000?

= Yez, akong “PURI” og “Dangal”and bubble butt! BWahhehe

8. When was the last time you droveout of town?

= Last April with my buangits friendsand a Schizophrenic woman!

9. Have you been to the movies in thelast 5 days?

= Unsa mani oi.. Useless ang questionborikat!

10. Are you hot?

= Yah!! Sexy and horny .. Bwahaha

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

= tubig and sparkle

12. What are you wearing right now?

= pantalon, gray brief with a printed koala bear, gray shirt, timex watch,eyeglasses, fila shoes, anting-antingnecklace, and a Dazzling smile!

13. Do you wash your car or let thecar wash do it?

= Sosyalan! mukha ba kong my car?

14. Last food that you ate?

= Flower2x, lumpiang shanghai, utangmongos, and rice for lunch!

15. Where were you last week?

= Hanging out in my workmates, wenthome dreaming about having sex withsomeone..

16. Have you bought any clothing itemsin the last week?

= Nope! Nahurot sa cgeg sakay og taxi!Pha-et!

17. When was the last time you ran?

= this morning lng, nahutdan ogmantika sa amoa

18. What’s the last sporting event youwatched?

= Neber, keber!

19. What is your favorite pet?

= My handsome Cats (I have 6 btw)-Nonix, Kornix, George, Orange, Blucky,and Bulky

20. Your dream vacation?

= Palawan… Tubbataha Reef

21. Last person’s house you were in?

= My house

22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

= Na shot ko sa kanal

23. Have you been in love?

= uhm! Yez

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

= Needed jud diay naay i-miss?! Pweh!

25. Last play you saw?

= Playgirl

26. What is your secret weapon to lurein the opposite sex?

= my Vampiric eyes and aura!

27. What are your plans for tonight?

= Sleep!

28. Who is the last person you sent afriendster message or comment?

= Wla… Gitapol jud ko… Pfft!

29. Next trip you are going to take?

= Sex trip

30. Who is the biggest gossip mongeryou know?

= Si Grace!

31. Last time you got stopped by a copor pulled over?

= Huh?! I got stopped not by a cop buta guy who jokingly said “Pwde mkighilawas? Trip lng” — Yuxx!

32. What does your last text messagesay?

= from Cleng: “Carl tag pila gani toang condo gi offer sa imo mama?”

33. Do you need to do laundry?

= My Mom and Sis does it for me! Hoynghatag ko kwarta kada kinsenas!

34. Are you someone’s best friend?

= Oh yez!

35. Are you rich?

= rich in carbohydrates, and benzoylperoxide

36. What were you doing at 12AM lastnight?

= Sleep! ok? Sleep!