1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
= Web researching, browsing, drowsing,and boy watching.. bwahaha!
2. Who are you in love with?
= No comment!
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything pink within 10feet frm you?
= Lips (gkan kaon cotton candy)
5. When was the last time you went tothe mall?
= Last week, tan-aw Tiyanak nga wlay nada
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
= but of course! Pfft!
7. Do you have something worth over$2,000?
= Yez, akong “PURI” og “Dangal”and bubble butt! BWahhehe
8. When was the last time you droveout of town?
= Last April with my buangits friendsand a Schizophrenic woman!
9. Have you been to the movies in thelast 5 days?
= Unsa mani oi.. Useless ang questionborikat!
10. Are you hot?
= Yah!! Sexy and horny .. Bwahaha
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
= tubig and sparkle
12. What are you wearing right now?
= pantalon, gray brief with a printed koala bear, gray shirt, timex watch,eyeglasses, fila shoes, anting-antingnecklace, and a Dazzling smile!
13. Do you wash your car or let thecar wash do it?
= Sosyalan! mukha ba kong my car?
14. Last food that you ate?
= Flower2x, lumpiang shanghai, utangmongos, and rice for lunch!
15. Where were you last week?
= Hanging out in my workmates, wenthome dreaming about having sex withsomeone..
16. Have you bought any clothing itemsin the last week?
= Nope! Nahurot sa cgeg sakay og taxi!Pha-et!
17. When was the last time you ran?
= this morning lng, nahutdan ogmantika sa amoa
18. What’s the last sporting event youwatched?
= Neber, keber!
19. What is your favorite pet?
= My handsome Cats (I have 6 btw)-Nonix, Kornix, George, Orange, Blucky,and Bulky
20. Your dream vacation?
= Palawan… Tubbataha Reef
21. Last person’s house you were in?
= My house
22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
= Na shot ko sa kanal
23. Have you been in love?
= uhm! Yez
24. Do you miss anyone right now?
= Needed jud diay naay i-miss?! Pweh!
25. Last play you saw?
26. What is your secret weapon to lurein the opposite sex?
= my Vampiric eyes and aura!
27. What are your plans for tonight?
28. Who is the last person you sent afriendster message or comment?
= Wla… Gitapol jud ko… Pfft!
29. Next trip you are going to take?
= Sex trip
30. Who is the biggest gossip mongeryou know?
= Si Grace!
31. Last time you got stopped by a copor pulled over?
= Huh?! I got stopped not by a cop buta guy who jokingly said “Pwde mkighilawas? Trip lng” — Yuxx!
32. What does your last text messagesay?
= from Cleng: “Carl tag pila gani toang condo gi offer sa imo mama?”
33. Do you need to do laundry?
= My Mom and Sis does it for me! Hoynghatag ko kwarta kada kinsenas!
34. Are you someone’s best friend?
= Oh yez!
35. Are you rich?
= rich in carbohydrates, and benzoylperoxide
36. What were you doing at 12AM lastnight?
= Sleep! ok? Sleep!