The Mirthful things of Miss Gay Barangay
Miss Gay ‘Reyna ng Ikatlong Lahi’ (production number)

I Say….

Bwahahaha!! The effeminate gays reminded me of the movie ‘Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros’… Drag pageantry is very popular here in the Philippines, it is one of the most watched entertainment show in Barangays.. Almost every single town fiesta holds a gay pageant… Nowadays, it is one of the Filipino’s local forms of entertainment mainly because gays are practically entertainers in nature… Well, the videos says it all, it is indeed hilarious… Again, let me say… Bwahahahah!

The swimsuit competition…

Me on Gay dating rituals

I Say

Well, it just myself that when I go bar hopping (which I dont usually do most of the time) that the men seem to have the oddest ways of showing they are interested in you. For instance, when a man pinches your bum as he is walking past, that is not really the best way to initiate any form of conversation. When someone does this to me, I think, I would probably say “Animal ka!.. Pesti.. or Atay oi “. But being man-handled is never fun unless you actually invite it.

Gay dating rituals seem to have retroverted to the primaeval age where some of the folks like me get their ‘fag hag’ – straight woman friend – or other friend to go up to you and ask you if you are interested. I personally very put off when someone asks me for a friend. I think, ‘why doesn’t the person, if they like me enough, take three paces to speak to me… Grrr!!.. You see am not really a “Confident” guy (Whatever!), who has the nerve to flirt and be a butterfly in places.. Believe me! Getting a guy for a date or more is such a tormented moment not because I am oddly not into it, but it is in the idea of having a ‘Dead Romance’ which somehow brought me to a fear of experiencing rejection. Sure rejection is never fun, but I think, if you never try for yourself how you ever going to know? Geez!!

This all seems to fit in with keeping it in your ‘league’, whether some men are too hot to approach (like me.. Bwahaha JOKE!) or some are just too ugly to bother with. How could they think they even stood a chance? There seems to a hierarchy of gay rituals that one should observe. For instance a young beautiful ‘twink’ is not going to want a balding, beer-bellied man. Well this may not be the case, unless you ask.

Well heres a caboodle of tips I found that might help me out (Fairly not!) Gee! I hate this as far as ego is concern..

1.) Rejected – If you do get rejected, fair play to you, at least you had the guts to bother. Some people also seem to believe that because they are good looking (or feeling lang naman) they do not need to approach anyone. Not necessarily the case. What if everyone assumes you’re taken? Or that you would never go near them? A question worth posing where people seem to idolise the idea of the beautiful man. However it can be a vicious circle. No one is excluded from this approach game, regardless, even if they have delusions of self grandeur.

2.) Dance – This one, I think, is one of the easiest thang to do and also the other classic way of showing you like someone. So make sure is dancing near them and you’re in their eye line. If you try this method for God sake do not pull the half smile and half I am nervous and need to pee face; this look is never an attractive one ever, people might recommend a laxative not a date. Also for God sake do not wink at someone, I thought someone had a lazy eye once because they tried this method. Alternatively, if you are more confident and make a point of going up to dance near them with all the confidence and stride and just say hello or nice moves, maybe not the latter on all people, they might think you are taking the move if they are a ‘challenged dancer’. All I am saying it is better to start up a bit of conversation than sit there and wait for your friend to ask them or wait for them to come over and talk to you.

3.)Bow out gracefully – The one last gripe I have is when people come on to you and you say ‘no thanks I’m not interested’ and then they either persist further or get bitchy. If you get rejected or you’re not someone’s taste, bow out gracefully, it bodes well for the future. No one likes someone who sits there and says ‘well you’re this and that’, because they are a sore loser.


Hunk of the Week
(for the 3rd week of July)

I Say

Back then when I was in early highschool, the hunk Anton Bernardo was one of the few guys I have been so fantasizing about… He is sizzling hot! who appears on sexy, titillating films.. was known as the ‘Pubic Hair King’ because he’s the first actor to show his pubes on his first day of pictorials, and just hid his piston from the camera.. He also said that he packed an 8 incher.. Well !! 8 incher or not, he is basically my type of guy (in terms of physical attributes), not ripped just pure fat muscled guy with a mouth watering hairs in various sexy regions of his… Anton is a one hot guy who may not be conventionally handsome, but oozes with raw sex appeal! you can actually see “lust” spelled out all over his face when he romances the camera (the pic says it all)… There’s a bunch of guys during his time who has the same profession of his, but this guy just rock the slut side of me.. hehe!..But it is when the interest for bold movies dwindled, his career suffered the same fate…

His Pictures…..

NOTE: Thanks to Ultimate Pinoy Hunks

Survey from a Schizophrenic woman

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

= Web researching, browsing, drowsing,and boy watching.. bwahaha!

2. Who are you in love with?

= No comment!

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

= Ewww!

4. Is there anything pink within 10feet frm you?

= Lips (gkan kaon cotton candy)

5. When was the last time you went tothe mall?

= Last week, tan-aw Tiyanak nga wlay nada

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

= but of course! Pfft!

7. Do you have something worth over$2,000?

= Yez, akong “PURI” og “Dangal”and bubble butt! BWahhehe

8. When was the last time you droveout of town?

= Last April with my buangits friendsand a Schizophrenic woman!

9. Have you been to the movies in thelast 5 days?

= Unsa mani oi.. Useless ang questionborikat!

10. Are you hot?

= Yah!! Sexy and horny .. Bwahaha

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

= tubig and sparkle

12. What are you wearing right now?

= pantalon, gray brief with a printed koala bear, gray shirt, timex watch,eyeglasses, fila shoes, anting-antingnecklace, and a Dazzling smile!

13. Do you wash your car or let thecar wash do it?

= Sosyalan! mukha ba kong my car?

14. Last food that you ate?

= Flower2x, lumpiang shanghai, utangmongos, and rice for lunch!

15. Where were you last week?

= Hanging out in my workmates, wenthome dreaming about having sex withsomeone..

16. Have you bought any clothing itemsin the last week?

= Nope! Nahurot sa cgeg sakay og taxi!Pha-et!

17. When was the last time you ran?

= this morning lng, nahutdan ogmantika sa amoa

18. What’s the last sporting event youwatched?

= Neber, keber!

19. What is your favorite pet?

= My handsome Cats (I have 6 btw)-Nonix, Kornix, George, Orange, Blucky,and Bulky

20. Your dream vacation?

= Palawan… Tubbataha Reef

21. Last person’s house you were in?

= My house

22. Worst injury you’ve ever had?

= Na shot ko sa kanal

23. Have you been in love?

= uhm! Yez

24. Do you miss anyone right now?

= Needed jud diay naay i-miss?! Pweh!

25. Last play you saw?

= Playgirl

26. What is your secret weapon to lurein the opposite sex?

= my Vampiric eyes and aura!

27. What are your plans for tonight?

= Sleep!

28. Who is the last person you sent afriendster message or comment?

= Wla… Gitapol jud ko… Pfft!

29. Next trip you are going to take?

= Sex trip

30. Who is the biggest gossip mongeryou know?

= Si Grace!

31. Last time you got stopped by a copor pulled over?

= Huh?! I got stopped not by a cop buta guy who jokingly said “Pwde mkighilawas? Trip lng” — Yuxx!

32. What does your last text messagesay?

= from Cleng: “Carl tag pila gani toang condo gi offer sa imo mama?”

33. Do you need to do laundry?

= My Mom and Sis does it for me! Hoynghatag ko kwarta kada kinsenas!

34. Are you someone’s best friend?

= Oh yez!

35. Are you rich?

= rich in carbohydrates, and benzoylperoxide

36. What were you doing at 12AM lastnight?

= Sleep! ok? Sleep!

Hunk of the Week
(for the 2nd week of July)

I Say….

I’ve first noticed this one hot Brazilian guy in Charlie’s Angels 2, where he played as surfer (that has a very stunning physique btw!) who turns out to be one of the villain (Gush!) of the movie.. In 2006, Santoro joined the cast of Lost as survivor of Oceanic Flight 815, Paulo…But then I found out that his also one of the cast of the blockbuster movie “300” where he portrays the 7-foot Persian emperor Xerxes 1, the main antagonist.. For this role, Santoro became the first Brazilian actor nominated to the MTV Movie Awards, in the category of Best Villain. Santoro though, did not win the category which went to Jack Nicholson from The Departed… Why thy Rodrigo hunk of the week? The pictures says it all baby!!…

Pictures of his….

Supermodel: Adriana Lima

I Say…

If I was born to be a woman I would choose to be Adriana.. Why?! Becoz of her exotic look, sexy hot body and beauty that made her one hot spicy mama!.. With her lovely blue eyes and almost perfect measurements, it’s not a mystery why she’s been on the cover of almost all men magazines. Adriana is my favorite model ever, she’s beautiful from inside and out.. a devoted Roman Catholic.. In GQ interview, she told the magazine, that she is a virgin and that she intended to stay that way until she gets married… “Sex is for marriage,” she says. “[Men] have to respect that this is my choice. If there’s no respect, that means they don’t want me.”… — That’s so cool of her esp. nowadays, u cant always tell that models are still virgin.. You always get a second thought… Adriana was dubbed as “The World’s Most Voluptuous Virgin” by US GQ magazine and is currently the third highest paid model in the world (behind Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss).

Pictures of Hers…..

Hunk of the Week
(1st week of July)

Gerard Butler

I Say

When I first noticed Gerard Butler, it was in Dracula 2000, but looking under his filmography, I really did not pay much attention about him at that time. ..Not until when I saw him again as Terry Sheridan in Tomb Raider where I get to see his bod! Haha! He plays a former mercenary and Royal Marine who aided Lara Croft in searching the Pandora’s Box. His eyes and the scottish brogue that are very sexy to me..I dont think at that time, I had noticed if he could act or not; just that his voice is soothing, and his eyes are actually all I could say is I like him for his eyes and accent!! But it is in the movie “300” where I get to fully admire (or fantasize?!) him, I was like “Whew.. Whatta Beefcake!!! Haha!” not to mention his male fellas, it was like “Its raining men Hallelujah!”..

More Pics…..

Like Victor Basa???

VICTOR BASA is one of the hottest male models in the PHILIPPINES. If there’s an up and coming “it” boy, it would have to be Victor. Nephew of legendary scene shaker and designer Paolo Basa, Victor has the right combination of pizzazz and pouty lips that will make any Zoolander wannabe melt with insecurity (Ooohzz!?). He’s also a photographer and an indie scene player, which makes him even more interesting than any other new model from around the block.. I SayWhatever that is .. He’s a good model but the more I see him the more I dont like him (Kc mdyo nkaka umay yung beauty niya.. Hays!! At least di bah? hehe)

NGek! Victor with Enchong (Baklang Bakla sa pic.. Hahaha) and Karla

More pics…..

My Game: Resident Evil 4

I Say….

I just bought my PS2 last week, and got excited to play some of my favorite games, one of which is Resident Evil. I have played the first two installments in the Resident Evil series – Nemesis and Apocalypse but never been able to finish the whole game scenario (I never get to own a Playstation before and have to rent at Metro Gaisano btw!). I have with me the Resident Evil 4, the latest so far (I think!)… And to tell you it was “THE” scariest horror action-packed game I ever played.

Unlike the 1st two installments the game contains no zombies (by which basically Resident Evil is famous) instead, the main enemies are parasitically-controlled humans referred to as “Los Ganados”, (Spanish for ‘the cattle’). Significantly smarter and quicker than the zombies from previous games, Ganados are a very different sort of foe. These new enemies dodge, wield melee and projectile weapons, and are capable of working collectively and communicating with each other. These are not the same mindless zombies that we’re used to, oh no, Resident Evil 4 brings us something brand new. While the villagers themselves are pretty freaky, the game only gets scarier as you, the player, encounter huge wolves, monks, giants, yucky things that pop out of people’s heads and more.

The game won’t bore you out and will always give you a series of bumps in your heartbeat throughout the whole gaming process, thus, its no wonder that Resident Evil has won numerous Game of the year awards, and is widely regarded as one of the best games ever made. This is definitely the best survivor horror game ever made and you need to play it no matter what! and I am still on the playing process and it still freaks me out!! Gee!!

Screenshots and Pics…..

Hunk of the Week
(4th week of June)

Niko Arellano

I Say….

Sighs!.. I have been so very busy this week due to lot of work loads in pending.. But still I managed to sneak out to post my favorite Hunk of the Week.. Geez!! For the Love of an EYE-Candy.. I Do it!!.. Hehehe… This week I hardly dont have time surfing in the internet to find a hunk, until I came across this one HOT guy I found in one of the blogs that I usually visit.. When I first look at his pic, I was like… Oh my!! Whatta meat!! Bwahahaha!.. So I searched him up further on the internet and end up knowing he was a semi-finalist in this year’s Mr. World Philippines Pageant.

As my “Fleshbot” says ” Nowadays, we expect our favorite hip hopsters to have distinctly fabulous upper bodies. (That way when we’re masturbating, we don’t have to go all Nip and Tuck on those mental images.) But it’s even more fabulous when the rapper is masturbating alongside you!”.. Niko is one of the Provoq men in their most provocative private moments.. I have seen their sexy video by Viva where they strutt their gorgeous, yummy and almost naked bods.. (They just cover their penis btw! and thats it).. He plays a Hip Hop boy masturbating while imagining a hot girl making some hot scenes with him (Whoa! Mypa ako nlng! Hehehe)

Niko’s Hot Pics….